fumblrtabulous:

THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK

well this is it

bonjour my petite crossaints

you-call-that-a-blog:

totallyfubar:

amernda:

totallyfubar:

90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist 

this actually exists and you want a fucking mermaid?

Yup

In mythology mermaids cause shipwrecks and drown people…

They’re evil motherfuckers.

Sound like my kind of people 

bekn:

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone 

crumzinmahlap:

did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit

galacticdad:

growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

dampsandwich:

houston we have a problem. im not an astronaut and i got on the wrong plane