THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK
well this is it
bonjour my petite crossaints
90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist
this actually exists and you want a fucking mermaid?
In mythology mermaids cause shipwrecks and drown people…
They’re evil motherfuckers.
Sound like my kind of people
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
houston we have a problem. im not an astronaut and i got on the wrong plane
gettin’ real tired of your shit, sam and freddie